Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Brrrrrr said the Chilly, Non-Politically Correct Comedian

Freezing oh sure but where the hell is the snow? It sucks bad enough that the economy is in recession mode but the weather too? Mountain resorts such as Tahoe rely on the white stuff to bring the people up to go boarding/skiing. It's bad enough that there's a new Indian casino (Red Hawk) that opens next week that will probably keep some folks from coming up here but some of us who don't gamble wish it would snow and soon! Christmas is a good time to carve it up on the mountain so hopefully we'll get a white Christmas you know? Okay so a white Hanukkah and Kwanzaa would be appreciated too. While I'm on the subject can we skip the politically correct calling of a Christmas tree a Holiday tree? Or Holiday cards instead of Christmas cards? If it has lights on it and ornaments with a shiny object at the top of it than I believe it's a Christmas tree. It just sounds lame proclaiming it's a Holiday tree and the man dressed up in the red suit with a beard is really not Santa (since that does signify Christmas) but a non-denominational fat man who likes to have kids sit on his lap. See? That sounds creepy so atheists who protest should shut up as they get their Godless day off in December and can celebrate for no other reason than getting the day off. Hey and this all coming from a Jewish person too. Political Correctness will always be bullshit to me speaking of which where were all the white folk who should have been rioting in the streets when OJ was sentenced to prision earlier this week? Merry Kwanzaa, Happy Christmas and Hanukkah in advance. Oh, the photo above is that of Rudolph's 1st cousin, Shlomo.

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